All Hail The Real Bitch

Lights Camera Action !

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:44:00 -0500

I heard people are throwing a party/bbq for me tomorrow at some stranded field. Better get your red carpet and cameras ready, because I could be just any of you backstabbin fuckers. Tehee

Listen Up Followers

Sun, 19 Dec 2010 06:07:00 -0500

Before anyone mistakes me for another social climbing freak who does nothing but bitch about everyone except themselves, JuicyChic does not trash talk people. JuicyChic does not call a person fat or ugly or throw insults based on appearance or whatever they do. JuicyChic delivers shit you think you can keep from people, its not a secret if another person knows. Don’t confuse JuicyChic with websites like http://newxoxogossip.tumblr.com/ They belong in myspace dot com. No offense

xoxo, JuicyChic

"Funny seeing how JuicyChic pissed alot of fuckers out there, I likee"

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 08:43:04 -0500

“Funny seeing how JuicyChic pissed alot of fuckers out there, I likee”

Little Zeyra

Thu, 16 Dec 2010 08:17:00 -0500

Looks like Alisya isn’t the only one who had to choose between two boys, apparently her bestfriend too. Zeyrabangs (I’m sorry but I don’t know what her real name is) had to pick between a lover, S and her ex, B whom she had a relationship for quite sometime, she chose B. But little Zeyra went out with S a few days ago and he got hit in the face by B. So now everything is turning into a huge fight as things got nastier when S brought a dozen of people to seek revenge, I guess? Judging by the tweets of s’s friends, there were blood and a car got wrecked. My my, little Zeyra, what on earth have you done?

xoxo, JuicyChic.

Jangan Main Gila

Thu, 16 Dec 2010 08:01:28 -0500

Seems like Dini Fadzil’s boyfriend (also known as Icky), Haikal, is caught in a mess involving some psychotic obsessive lover called, Elora Ismadi. Do your research, her profile is publiiiiic. The psycho basically told the world that Haikal will be hers someday as she stated it on her facebook status, she also uploaded a photo as proof that Haikal said he sometimes get bored of his own girlfriend. Wow wow.

xoxo, JuicyChic.

Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens

Thu, 16 Dec 2010 00:13:15 -0500

REST IN PEACE :(

Suicide Attempt

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:59:00 -0500

I heard Alisya Fairuz got her little heart broken, aww poor girl. Ive been doing a little stalking here and there, yes I am that lifeless, pardon me tehee! Alisya told a friend on facebook that her recent ex boyfriend slept with some girl and got her suicidal. Oooh. Dramaaa. She was seen at asia cafe with a bandage wrapped on her left wrist, ouch.

xoxo, JuicyChic

Definitely Not A Keeper

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:54:44 -0500

Rumour has it, this girl is the most hated person in Shah Alam since she is well known among the girls for having their boyfriends cheating on them with Natasha and very, very well known among the boys for anything that is related to sex. She changes her status every five minutes, darling ever heard of twitter? She gets into fights as frequent as she updates her status and most of her comebacks consist of filthy kampung words, like her latest status, “weh jalang, perempuan mcm kau dh boleh kena makan dgn babi lahh.” I wonder if she’s like that in person..

xoxo, JuicyChic

DISCO DISCO, BAD, BAD!

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:13:00 -0500

Lets start with the so called “biggest” event of the year, haha I meant, month, Disco Disco, or Disco Monkey. One of the organisers stated on his facebook status that those who were not invited to this party is either a “rempit” or a “slut”. Apparently no one understood english because half of the world were there and most of them were underage. And everyone knows what underage kids fear the most..police :) Most of the party was filled with rumours going around about how police were going to raid the party as an idiot brought in drugs. My advice, wait until youre 18 to do a bloody fucking party, because one, its not a party if its not over until the next day and second, get a fucking better stereo because your sound system sucked balls.

xoxo, JuicyChic

All Hail The Real Bitch

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:53:00 -0500

I’m sure everyone is wondering who am I, who is behind Juicy Chic, is it just a person? Or a whole gang? Heres the thing bitches, I could be just anybody. The girl you see hanging out at Starbucks with a pair of shades on, the boy that hangs out at Asia Cafe every now and then, or your very best friend. Heads up suckers, have fun guessing! Like our favourite series said “If you’re looking for old fashioned news, try CNN.com, but if you want the dish on whats happening in MY world, the not so rich and ugh, beautiful? then you’ve come to the right place.”

Welcome to Juicy Chic, you’ll be hearing more from me.

xoxo, JC.